Kevin Smith is known for his movies and love of all things nerd. His successful string of films include some of my all-time favorites: “Clerks”, “Mallrats”, and “Dogma.” All of this is to say nothing of his keen acting ability that has been put on display in unforgettable classics such as “Live Free or Die Hard.” OK, I was kidding there. Anyway, his acting chops did not avail him recently when he tried to convince a Southwest Airline flight crew that he was indeed not too fat to ride their ride. …

Dear Elin,
I am writing to express my sorrows after learning more each day about the unhappiness that El Tigre has brought you. What started with a National Enquirer story has now turned into embarrassing voice mails, text messages, and repetitive lies in the press. You and your family don’t deserve to be treated that way. Let M.E. step forward and offer a helping hand.
Just this morning, I read that if you were to leave Tiger, you would receive roughly $300 million in the divorce settlement – not including the $2.6 …

Have you been to their website? Well, I can tell you I sure have. Probably about 6 or 7 times a day. Nothing can turn around a day of pushing paper faster than an overweight, under dressed Wal-Mart goer shopping for her next pair of 3 sizes too small shorts along side her Kentucky Waterfall sporting unemployed brother/boyfriend. Nothing amazes me more than the way these people decide to present themselves in public. Totally unbelievable and totally hilarious. Keep it coming Wal-Mart shoppers. You’ll get no complaints from me…just a few finger …

January 2007, in a promotion titled “Hold your Wee for a Wii” (true story, not making this up), radio station KDND-FM asked contestants to drink a lot of water and not go to the bathroom. The person lasting the longest would win a Nintendo Wii. The ultimate loser in the contest? Jennifer Strange. Not only did Jenny lose out on the Wii, she lost her life. There’s this little thing called “acute water intoxication” that the radio station possibly should have considered before promoting this contest. Due to holding in …