Kirk Cameron is a crazy religious zealot. Tracy Gold has dealt with a myriad of eating issue. The kid that played Ben Seaver went to prison. Up until today, the kid that played “BONER” was the most normal thing about growing pains…well him and Leo DiCaprio. That has changed. Today his body was found; a death the result of suicide. Rest in piece Boner! Boy, I tried not to snicker when I said that. What, too soon?

How long has it been since the last post, Mestew?! What the hell is going on!? Well, we’re not the only ones out there with not much going on. Think about your lives over the past week. Get together with friends much lately? Us either. Complete a pretty sweet project lately? Us either. Anything in the news gotten under your skin lately? Ours either. In my observation of the past week, people are doing two things: Christmas shopping and playing Facebook games. I understand the first part, it wouldn’t be …

Oh god…It’s almost a new decade. What the hell happened to the last 10 years? Wasn’t it yesterday when we were ringing in the new millennium to the sultry smooth sounds of Prince? Since then, even Dick Clark has managed to age himself out of the annual change over process. Ugh, growing old sucks. Remember when a year seemed like it took forever? I want those days back. Oh well, I will just have to get over it. Let’s take a look at some major occurrences from the last 10 years…

I am sure many states celebrate the opening of deer season with a bang (pun totally intended). However, I would wager a guess that not many of these places ushers in this glorious time of year quite like Michigan. The home state of Ted Nugent is bustling with excitement. Hell,  around here, it might as well take President’s Day over and call itself a national holiday. For the first week of the season, thousands of folks take off work, leave their families and escape to the woods for a chance …

As you can undoubtedly see by now, Mestew is Back! That’s right, the world’s most infamous source of water cooler gab is once again poised to retake the thrown of webwave greatness. So, where have we been? That’s what the Mestew Nation has been asking. Before I tell you where I have been, let me dispel a few rumors.